Today, I was taking a shower and I over lathered. My parents had switched shower heads between theirs and my bathroom while I was away at college, and so my new shower head emits little water, especially compared to my old head. Because I was extra slippery from all of the suds, I accidently slipped, fell on the shower door, which opened from my weight, and slid onto the cold marble floor of my bathroom, right on my bare ass. Plus, I’m on the rag. Now I’m bruised all over—my body and my ego. FML.
January 4, 2010 at 10:06 am
at least no one heard you fall and rushed into your bathroom to see what happened! that would have been a lot more embarrassing!